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"boo" it said NSFW

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I got my daughter a doll that tracks people with its eyes using motion sensors, since she said she wanted it.

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In art class, we got taught how to draw an eye.

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The dog kept scratching at the door, but the man inside was too scared to budge because he he saw that his dog was sleeping beside him.

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I've always had this special ability to see a baby's entire future when I hold them, and was so excited to hold my daughter for the first time after a long, hard labour.

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I walked up behind my next unsuspecting victim.

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“I promise if you reach down far enough, there’s a magic necklace at the bottom,” I told my little sister, “and if you find it, you get to KEEP it!”

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I promised to my horny self that if I die and got reincarnated as an animal, I would treat my everyday life like a mating season. NSFW

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"You're past 40, and this was the first time you had sex?" she asked, surprised

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"boo" it said NSFW	5721
I got my daughter a doll that tracks people with its eyes using motion sensors, since she said she wanted it.	5720
In art class, we got taught how to draw an eye.	5700
[deleted by user]	5689
The dog kept scratching at the door, but the man inside was too scared to budge because he he saw that his dog was sleeping beside him.	5644
I've always had this special ability to see a baby's entire future when I hold them, and was so excited to hold my daughter for the first time after a long, hard labour.	5624
I walked up behind my next unsuspecting victim.	5482
“I promise if you reach down far enough, there’s a magic necklace at the bottom,” I told my little sister, “and if you find it, you get to KEEP it!”	5467
I promised to my horny self that if I die and got reincarnated as an animal, I would treat my everyday life like a mating season. NSFW	5444
"You're past 40, and this was the first time you had sex?" she asked, surprised	5414